Saturday, February 26, 2005

Uh, what do you call it, mentalstration?

oh man! thursday and friday we showed 4th grade "the film"! you know what film im talking about.

thursday was the girls and friday the boys. i told the other teachers that i would sit in for the girls film but NOT the boys. i did not want to be in the same room with my students and the words nocturnal emission! the girls was bad enough! at this age its just about the changes your body is going to go through, periods, mood swings and how you need to shower everyday and protect your private parts. well the girls were told to wear a bra if they have started to develop cuz that area is "sensitive and needs the support." lol

the movie had a little jingle 'just around the corner' that gets stuck in your head all live long day. one of my students started singing it in class and her friend got so embarrassed saying "H! Shh, don't sing that!"

one girl thought she was going to start laying chicken like eggs soon, until the nurse clarified. one said that she heard that your face and breasts start itching when your about to start your period. im just so glad that my role was to sit there and keep a straight face! the nurse even demonstrated how to put a pad on a pair of panties! there was a cartoon girl on the movie that was naked and "grew up" growing hair under her arms, down there, and on her legs and her boobs grew too! the girls were soo embarrassed! as was i! we were all TRYING to be mature but the giggles started. a few girls looked away as if they thought that was something they weren't supposed to be watching. then the nurse said some girls shave their legs and under their arms but dont EVER shave your pubic area, when asked why not, she said because when the hair grows back the itch is unbelievable! i could have DIED! she told them that she was a late bloomer and some of them would be too. lol she said she thought something was wrong with her cuz she "was like two raisins on an ironing board." that broke the tension in the room. this nurse is sooo cute!

the boys came back from their session real quiet. i was surprised with these kids they didnt come in screaming about hard ons. one of my boys did come up to me and say that someone was being nasty. i asked what she was doing and he said she was asking him about sperm.

im so glad its over.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Wow, this thing's still here!

i feel like a 13 year old and theres noone i can tell that won't make fun of me. so i figure the internet won't laugh at me.

i sooooo have a huge crush right now. yes other than the hubster. i am soooo in love with douglas sean robb (swooning here!) he's umm well, he's the lead singer of hoobastank. yea. i know! im such a dork! thats my update. nothing new in my life other than my crush on doug. yep, love him. (!)